My favorite 1980's cook: no, not Martin "Yan Can Cook". Nor is it Wolfgang "Spago" Puck. It's...
Lane's Mom from Better Off Dead

Yes, that oft overlooked gem of cinema from the mid 80's, featuring quintessential Illinois actor and heartthrob John Cusack. There were more references to awful food in that movie than in a hunting channel special on organ meats.

I cooked the bacon a little differently today... I boiled it.

It's got raisins in it.... you like raisins


Chriisssssss-mizzzzzz... Chriiiiiiisssssss-mizzzzzzzzzzzz!

Two Dollars!
... I know the last two have nothing to do with food... but deal with it.
AND, lets not forget the "FRAANCH" style dinner, fat kid Ricky's mom blowing herself up with the mason jar of "moonshine", or the protagonist's stint as a patty maker in the local hamburger (or was it "pork burger?") join, with dancing, singing burgers who lip synch to Van Halen. Oh, how I miss those fabulous 80's.
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