2 AM because that's when you come home, shit faced, from the bar.  2 AM because that's when you dream up foods like "chili con carne covered frozen pizza with Pad Thai sauce". 2 AM because that's when shit like these recipes seems the most funny.

I know I always spend my Sundays at home eating a big glazed tube of Spam. Is that a fern growing out of the middle?

Who at the Betty Crocker test kitchens dreamed this party theme up? The copyright is 1972, so maybe some of the grannies who worked there were exploring new chemical enlightenment. I especially like the nice touch of the butter knife plunged in his little paper face.

This recipe is bananas on a stick, dipped in cherry flavored canned frosting, and rolled in crushed trix cereal.  Oh no, Trix are NOT just for kids.