32 Cent Ghetto Pizza
2 tbsp spaghetti sauce from a 26 oz. $2 jar — $0.07
1 slice of white bread — $0.10
1 slice cheese (mozzarella, swiss, etc.) — $0.15
optional pepper, dried oregano — negligible
Total: $0.32
"If you can’t figure out how to make this, then I don’t know what to say. Put
the sauce on the bread and cover with the cheese. Optional dried oregano and
pepper on top. Put it in the toaster oven and toast it until the cheese is
bubbly. That’s it."
(source)