Nothing says breakfast like hot dogs floating in vegetable soup

Zee breakfast menu includes: Fish sticks, pineapple rings with globs of cranberry sauce in the holes, a freshly picked bouquet of chili peppers, and two tiny dildos.  Bon a petit!

I thought crab apples were only ornamental fruit, like only a florist would use them to decorate an autumn bouquet or something.  I guess not:

Breakfast Pork - Potato - Apple Bake
2 cans "pork luncheon meat" (Spam)
1 can yams, drained
1/2 c dark corn syrup
1/2 c. crunchy peanut butter
1/4 c orange juice
1 Tbsp oleo
1 jar spiced crab apples, drained

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