Oh, you sick, sick puppy
Well, we can't all be Mary Poppins, now, can we?
all prices are in U$ Dollar$; you will be directed to a site that sells the highlighted item - I don't set the prices, but I get a small percentage of the sale; thus you make everybody happy and my site stays open a little longer... happy shopping!
by the way, if you can't seem to figure out why there are no links to the prices or stores for an item, you probably have NORTON INTERNET SECURITY or FIREWALL; it blocks any sort of advertisement link, which is unfortunately what I need to include to sell this stuff... If you want, you can temporarily disable your Norton and the link may re-appear
Living Dead Dolls Sick T Shirts Alternative Gift Wrap
by the way, if you can't seem to figure out why there are no links to the prices or stores for an item, you probably have NORTON INTERNET SECURITY or FIREWALL; it blocks any sort of advertisement link, which is unfortunately what I need to include to sell this stuff... If you want, you can temporarily disable your Norton and the link may re-appear

Living Dead Doll Stationery Set : includes a 4 inch tall School Time Sadie Doll, a
ruler, a pencil case, a sticker set, an eraser, a pencil sharpener, 3 pencils, a
pen, stationery and envelopes. Not recommended for children under 3. Snuff
out that last hope your mom has that you'll join cheerleading.
$34.99
Buy a Living Dead Doll Stationery Set
"Posey" Pencil Sharpener: My personal favorite item that I sell, one merely has
to shove their dull
No.2 into Posey's lil' eye
socket, twist, and voila!!! The shavings come out of her mouth and you
again have a point on your pencil! only $6.99
Buy a "Posey" Pencil Sharpener

Lizzie Borden Bobble Head: She took an axe and gave her mamma 40 whacks!
$11.99
Buy A
Lizzie Borden Bobble Head
Party Light Set: 10 disembodied atrocious dolls' heads to light
your patio! $24.95
buy a
Living
Dead Doll Party Light Set
Eggzorcist
Bobble Head : Remember Ralphie on "A Christmas Story", well - almost as
cute $12.95
Buy A
Eggzorcist
Bobble Head Doll
Lunchbox : Scare those little bastards who like to steal your
Twinkies $14.99
Buy A
Living
Dead Dolls Lunchbox

Nosferatu and Victim Dolls: for all of you hard core collectors
$44.95
Buy A
Full
Size Nosferatu and Victim Set
"Hush" Doll : Good Lawd she sho' is UUUGLY!! Is that the black plague?
$24.99
Buy a
Series
666 "Hush" Doll:
"Isaac"
Doll: : not quite as scary as a farmer with a shotgun,
but... $24.95
Buy A
Series
666 "Isaac" Doll
Hey girls! You know this guy! You've met him before... Satan in a designer shirt with "product" in his hair.
"Lou Sapphire"
Bobblehead will only cost'ya $12.95...
and your eternal soul .
Buy A Lou Sapphire Bobble Head
Porcelain "Posey" : The old favorite from series one returns in porcelain!
$57.95
Buy a
Porcelain
Posey Doll
You can do better than "Jesus is my homeboy", come on...
all shirts are $18.00 USD
*clicking on a link will open a new page of the merchant that sells the item;
some items may be offensive to young or more sensitive viewers

and for your defenseless child:
all wraps are $10.00
biohazard "Happy Fucking Whatever!"
#1 - "More than 600 children die of starvation each day in Ethiopia. Enjoy your gift!
#2 - For a very special person!
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