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* 1 (15 1/2 oz.) can salmon, drained and flaked
* 1 (8 0z.) package cream cheese, softened
* 1 tbsp. lemon juice
* 1 tbsp. onion, minced
* 1 tbsp. horseradish
* 1/2 tsp. liquid smoke
* 1/4 tsp. Tabasco
* 2 tbsp. fresh parsley, chopped
Combine all but parsley, spoon into serving bowl, cover and chill several hours or overnight. Sprinkle with parsley prior to serving. Serve with bagels and the Sunday New York Times.