I Made A Poopie Centerpiece
Buy a child's potty chair and wash it out thoroughly. Preferably don't buy it
at a garage sale. Prepare a large box of lemon flavored gelatin according to
the directions. In the Jello, float candy such as a few "Whoppers" malted milk
balls, "Milk Duds", "Sugar Babies" or perhaps a single Halloween sized
chocolate covered Payday bar. (don't go too overboard on the poo!)
Voila!