Potato Chip Sandwich a'la White Trash Peg
I've been enjoying this since I was a little snot nose.
soft, white bread (the less nutritionally beneficial the better) or Wonder Bread
generic potato chips, plain and unridged
super sharp cheddar cheese, sliced thickly
Lay sliced cheese on one slice of bread. Heap with potato chips. Add top slice.
Lay down a napkin or lean over a plate to catch 1000 stray potato chip bits that
will go everywhere with your first bite. In one sweeping motion, take your palm
and crush the whole sandwich down until it can fit into your mouth - pick it up
and enjoy the greasy delicious mess that ensues.