it's Triple Creamed!
This kid's so happy he's almost scary. I can picture the photographer threatening him with a cattle prod if he doesn't smile wide enough.
"Pennywise steak" is a big glob of hamburger, or "hamburg" as aunt Jenny likes to so quaintly say, shaped cleverly like a T-bone and generously greased up with... you guessed it, SPRY! A feat that rivals Jesus and the loaves of bread and fishes when it comes to stretching your food budget. Grease up your baking potatoes for extra Spry-ness.
Look at her face. I bet he likes "lickin' the spoon".
Jenny entertains two bachelors who can't get enough of her Meat Pie. It's downright magical.
The postman! Look at her face again! Aunt Jenny is a whore.