All About Sausage is a little gem that was put out by the Oscar Meyer corporation in 1973. "Without sausage, without bacon, Purpose in life is forsaken." Preach on, beehive lady, preach on.

All American Weenie, with a bit of weenie wisdom.

Beijing Weenie

My pet name for my ex-husband

Sir Alan Patrick Herbert, the poet laureate of smoked meats.